so that was my weekend nothing special
what about you you seem rather chipper
for Monday today is a good day
it's my performance review lights a
minute you were excited about the
performance review my next meeting
is a one-on-one I have to deliver a
performance review that's not
necessarily a bad thing it's with Matt
oh I can see why you're so depressed man
I'm stoked about this one cuz last time
Melanie gave me kind of a bad review
last time I gave him an extremely
negative review what exactly did she say
you know mumbo-jumbo manager speak I
couldn't have been more clear like
needing a little touch-up here and there
his appearance was sloppy
he was passive and unmotivated maybe
he'd learned some more stuff and the
quality of his work was completely
substandard and we talked about my
future I also said that I didn't see
much of a future for him dude you have
to read between the lines but she was
majorly hinting that I could go places I
don't think he's gonna make it to the
end of the year anyway with a little
spit and polish no big deal so that's
what I did
got myself some spit and polish buddy
you're looking at mr. improved if
anything he's gotten worse I don't know
which is more objectionable his social
deficiencies or as technical
incompetence ease I mean that busted my
hump this last year I even took some
night classes at the Community College I
can see why you're so enthused about
things it's more than that
I think I'll finally get that promotion
I deserve and believe me with the new
baby on the way I could use all the cash
I could get I'm putting Matt on
probation and that means no yearly bonus
but fortunately I hear his wife has a
good job especially with my wife losing
her job and a home sorry to hear about
that baby tell you what you give me a
call off to the review and we'll
celebrate to have a lunch of something
cheerio
well call me for lunch later I have a
feeling you're gonna need to take a
break well Matt are you ready you bet
now I'm jumping the gun a little bit
here I know uh and maybe it's just
nerves cuz my wife lost her job at all
but you'll see I deserve that promotion
promotion yes and I have you to thank
you know that little pep talk last time
and with and being a new daddy and all
anyway I'm just so excited to hear what
you have to say facing a crucial
conversation vital smarts can help
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